You’ve heard about us, you’ve read about us. Now, you are asking yourself, “am I REFUSENIK”? Well, now you can find out! Using this easy to follow self-assessment guide, prepared by the REFUSENIK parapsychology team under Professor Heide Undavear at the University of Bad Koffhasen, Germany, you will be able to determine once and for all if you ARE REFUSENIK! Simply answer the following questions as truthfully as you can, following our simple-to-use prompts. Good luck and viva REFUSENIX!